So far, this is the sum total of what I have been able to harvest from my garden.
Not too impressive, huh?
There have been perhaps 10 ripe tomatoes overall from this lot. And those, as you see, are the smaller variety. Not even a meal, really.
The foliage looks impressive, but apart from the one plant, every fruit is green. Green, green, green.
The big question is: why? I checked back and they were planted the second to last weekend in May. Maybe a week later than I would wish, but it's now September and none of these are red (or whatever colour they are supposed to be), or even approaching being so.
Who do I blame? Homebase and Jamie Oliver? Maybe I should have stuck with the rather uninspiring variety from my local garden centre, instead of buying mass-produced plants from a nationwide DIY conglomerate, even if Jamie did put his name on them.
Maybe, like my sister's patch in France, 4 years in a row of tomatoes in the same place does mean the soil is tired, and it's time to move to a new location.
I may have to rethink gravelling the whole top, and consider putting some raised beds in.
And one courgette?
There are a few other possibles, very very small, and though promising, time is most definitely running out.
Back to those tomatoes - I'd better dig out that recipe for Green Tomato Chutney.